A ridiculously hyperactive breed of people who micro manage everything. They often speak in a language of their own, one which no one can understand (like dolphin squeaks). They are often found repeating "yep" again and again in an effort to show everyone they already know everything, therefor never actually listening to anyone. Physical characteristics include scary large eyes, a floopa, and bad 80's hair.
"Excuse me, Executive Director,RUN! The building is on FIR-"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"NO, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!!"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"Oh fuck ya then...burn."
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"NO, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!!"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"Oh fuck ya then...burn."
by newagemom July 18, 2006
(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
A decision made by one individual that is in the best interest of a company or corporation regardless of other members opinion.
Megan likes the word "residence" instead of "home". Regardless, Ben made the executive decision to use the word "home" in the best interest of the company.
by The Executive Definition Director June 21, 2006
Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.
by Executive Shitter October 16, 2023
Getting the best parking spot possible.
May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".
Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)
May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".
Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)
Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"
Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"
Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"
Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"
Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"
Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"
Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"
by egads March 27, 2008
A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018
1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"
1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.
by your significant other January 23, 2007