Esmae

Esmae is a hilarious friend and gives you the giggles where ever you go. Though she can get you and herself into heeps of trouble.

Esmae!

by Hogwartslover! May 18, 2018

angry erman

When a guy is sleeping, another, often bias, individual, masturbates on the sleeping one's mouth. When the guy wakes up, he can't open his mouth and becomes mute anywhere from 1 minute to two hours, depending on the other guys opinion of you

Shit man, I got Angry Erman'd by my doormie last night!

by Not Voom January 18, 2008

Ermagherd

Pronounced er-ma-gherd, this is is an expression of shock usually used on terms of of fangirling. It has adapted from the phrase 'Oh my God'.

'Ermagherd ( insert band/fandom/ship)'

'MY OVARIES ARE GONE ERMAGHERD I CAN'T'

'Ermagherd I just'

by Gotham in ashes September 1, 2013

ermes

pussy ass nigga taco titti ass nigga driving a mazda ass nigga

" there goes ermes in his 5speed mazda with a different birch"

by tittijuicebaby November 12, 2016

Ermantle

An anorexic water buffalo.

"That girl looks like an Ermantle!"

by digitalphotography2 March 24, 2010

ermahblerg

That "WTF" reaction you get when you see a ridiculous post on Tumblr.

Friend: "Did you see the gif of the twerking albino cat??"
Me: "Ermahblerg, yes!"

by ntp479 January 13, 2014

ermed

drunkest state you can be with out passing out.

Yo, i got so ermed last weekend, i was crawling around the party, we were hammered.
People were so ermed at the concert friday, they were black out drunk.
i banged this ratchet broad when i was ermed... who has penicillin?

by Goody004 April 24, 2014