Diquesuk Erectus

Diquesuk Erectus (dïk-sukkk æ-recked-us) (noun); A "closet" homosexual with alcoholic and/or meth-head tendancies who has boundary issues and Touches EVERYthing. Most likely loud and obnoxious when intoxicated. Addicted to/or obsessed with pornography. May appear to be overly sensitive/emotional (cries like a bitch... Often) although he (probably) lacks the required emotions necessary for such behavior. Has an amazing ability to "lie" himself out of any and every possible accusation, yet will "sing" like a jail-bird about his own "chrymes".

I can't believe nobody warned me I was marrying a Diquesuk Erectus before the wedding!

by StalkHolmie December 18, 2021

Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.

by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018

Homo erectus

When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.

I got a homo erectus after looking at John!

by Guy Ragetobia March 9, 2015

Hobo Erectus

Any one of low public stature or has very little money that always has very sexual feelings toward another person place or thing.

"Jimmy is such a hobo erectus!"
"look at that bum. always horney for that Trash bin"

by Monique Cab August 10, 2007

homo erectus

when you think dudes are hot

Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman

by thaotherb December 5, 2004

erectus expando

When you see someone pull off an insane glitch in THPS and your peepee goes big

Brando Dando Erectus Expando!

by devoxel May 17, 2018

Plentyminimum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using small amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. A dosage of ten percent or less of any male enhancement drug over a period of 24 hours.

At first the doctors thought it might be Plentyminimum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which would effect only his hard drive.

by keithmorin July 24, 2011