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guy equation

A simple algebra-type (A, B, C, and D) formula that illustrates the primary brain activity of a typical male when viewing members of the opposite gender.
She: Why do you want to know what size bra I wear?
He: Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, and so I follow the guy equation --- A. We're guys. B. Guys love boobs. C. Double-D.
by QuacksO January 24, 2015
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balls equation

the whole earth exists because of this equation
if balls equation never existed your getting fucked fr
by ballsmanfrfr March 27, 2022
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Work Effort Equation

(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment

High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.

High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.

Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.

Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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Schrödinger (wave) equation

The Schrödinger wave equation is a quantum mechanical equation that is used to measure aspects of a particle in a quantum system. It was pioneered by theoretical physicist Erwin Schrödinger.
The Schrödinger (wave) equation in this most simple form can be written H^ Ψ = ΕΨ.

H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.
by LiamG2250 April 2, 2021
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First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017
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Unbalanced Equation

An unbalanced equation is typically seen on college campuses, sporting events, workout facilities as well as in the general population. An unbalanced equation is when a male on the lower end of the 1-10 spectrum (4 and below) is dating a female that is ranked highly on the 1-10 scale (8 and up). The male in the relationship is typically insecure about himself and has large muscles. This situation does not work in the opposite direction because no man is dumb enough to date an ugly girl.
Friend 1: Look at that unbalanced equation over by the crosswalk.
Friend 2: Holy shit dude you are right, he's totally like a 4 and she's a 9.5.
by tlskxchris October 17, 2009
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beauty equation

an equation for beauty:
(health+kindness)*postiveness/time=beauty
or
(h+k)*p/t=b
or for those of you who prefer surgery
(work+patience)-money=beauty
or
(w+p)-m=b
deborah has been exercising every day and eating the right foods and being nice to her neighbors and she alwasy smiles.. in a few months she began to look more and more beautiful.. this proves the beauty equation
surgery;
lisa went to go get higher cheekbones.. the docotrs worked hard and with patience and a 5,000$ bill her cheekbones were higher than ever
by kirbies April 29, 2009
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