The Equality Trust

An organisation that thrives to support offensive ideology, such as the forbidding of inequalities in the UK.

The Equality Trust is a fucking Gay

by Cocaine Smuggler December 17, 2017

Racial Equality Donkey

A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.

I think that racial equality donkey's are really cool. They're my favorite animal

by Waicev November 26, 2022

Selective Equality

When people want equality in situations where they've historically been disadvantaged, but want tradition in situations where they've historically been advantaged.

Wanting equal pay but expecting the guy to always pay is selective equality.

by YourPreudonym October 14, 2022

Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018

Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019