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Eesama is the strongest bebs in the world. Bew bew so cute. She has a show called “Ghost Babe” and dresses up in an expensive cloth and runs around with her muscular legs. Eesama loves Baxter and buffs at him every day. Her other name is Queen Boba by the way but she likes to be called Eesama.
by Avaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 22, 2021
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Porcelain Enema

When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.
Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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solar enema

idiomatic noun; a polite euphemism for "blowing sunshine up the ass," or in other words, when someone makes deceptively encouraging or unctuous statements, or false promises, for dishonest purposes like covering up a bad situation or gaining influence with the listener(s).
CEO: "I know you employees are all concerned about more lay-offs, but senior management sincerely believes that our company has effectively right-sized to optimize efficiency and to achieve our goals for profitability. I am satisfied that our jobs are secure..." Worker #1: "Do you believe Mr. Big Boss? Whose goals and jobs is he talking about--I bet by 'ours' he mostly means the good ol' boys in the boardroom!" Worker #2: "You called it, sister! Flush that solar enema where jargony newspeak belongs."
by Gawdamned Yankee November 4, 2011
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financial enema

To have one's bank accounts and/or other financial holdings thoroughly cleaned out, usually through one's own foolishness or stupidity. To have the deposits ejected suddenly from one's personal or professional financial network.
Winners of big lottery winnings and "professional" sports figures are often relieved of their financial windfalls this way. Ya gotta luv it! A fool and his/her money are soon parted!
Man, my attorney was a useless turd; my ex and her damn attorney really cleaned me out... I got a real financial enema.
by You_Da_Monster December 27, 2017
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death metal enema

1.) When one listens to death metal or similar music that's so intense that one shits oneself upon hearing it.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.
"I listened to Septicflesh for the first time the other day and it gave me a death metal enema."
by Nnamsnam October 4, 2016
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Sinema's enema

This is a huge dose of Sinema's enema: "I obliged when my donors asked me to skip the filibuster to raise the debt ceiling but I am not doing it for black people when they ask me to do the same to renew the Voting Rights Act."
by covfefid January 14, 2022
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golden enema

When you're fucking a girl up the ass and piss in it
Ohhh yeah ohhh yeah
ahhh... that was refreshing
by NateDoGG January 27, 2005
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