edic

a hermaphrodite with a depressed sternum that is confused about what arouses him/her.

I thought my girlfriend became a lesbian. She got with an edic and has me all confused.

by RickShawNBPT August 9, 2018

Enrico Pucci

Made in heaven is Cooler than Star platnium

Like, legit Enrico Pucci's stand can legit speed up time, AND MOVE I STOPPED TIME you cant say that ain't cool bro

by Shadow DIO January 8, 2021

happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

by Cringey May 13, 2016

career-ending move

getting canned from your bullshit job because you told the man to go fuck himself

I specialize in career-ending moves

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

Reverse Ending

Also known as the "Self Facial"

Some whore is jerking you off, but it goes totally wrong. Right when your about to bust, the crazy bitch points your dick back up towards you, and without you knowing; your demon seed is released all over your own face. At this point, you should proceed to get up and cockslap the bitch as hard as you possibly can.

yo that dumb whore... she pulled a reverse ending on me last nite

by LDL (tami) February 8, 2006

Edicate

Edicate is when you're not edumacated enough to spell etiquette!

Not only is this poor edicate, it is also a breach of protocol.

by Rog Ebert April 3, 2009

endirety

The full duration of something that is dire, its endirety.

I just watched the film Titanic in its endirety.

by C-Dawg45 January 19, 2008