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“This bitch empty ,
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by Thathoethotbitch November 25, 2017

Empty Invite

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.

Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *

by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

empty calories

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.

by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010

eMpTyV

The state of what was once MTV.

"Just watched The Hills marathon on MTV!!!1"

"You mean eMpTyV."

by D-BeamGeek October 21, 2010

Empty compliment

Saying a compliment without really meaning it and just to make the other person feel good.

Bill: Hey Phil you are really beautiful.

Phil: No, I'm not. Even my grandma calls me ugly.
Bill: Stop being so hard on yourself.
Phil: Well then stop giving me empty compliments.

by John Floppy Clock December 15, 2013

Empty Kitchen

What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.

"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"

by St. Jerome December 9, 2008