Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Elmer's Fudge

The act of shitting in a vagina and then sealing the vagina with elmer's glue. Causing the shit to be stuck in said vagina until someone rips open the glued vagina.

Did you hear about Nikki getting an Elmer's Fudge from Jared.

by Dirteh D October 2, 2009

elmer's glue

elmer's, glue, paste. slang term for weed because of its stickiness.

"Damn man, we out of elmer's glue"

by james c-n August 19, 2006

Elmers delight

When semen glues your hands together

The elmers delight tore skin off my hands

by fatcat346 October 4, 2002

Elmer Hole

The white ring of crusty residue that accumulates on and around the sphincter of a sea turtle, resembling a dried layer of Elmer's Glue. This may be more pronounced in some than in others and may also appear on other species of animals.

On rare occasion this may also be found on the oral openings of some animals that have been in contact with an infected anus. See: Human Centipede.

Man, that turtle has a white ring around its ass.

Yeah, that looks like a bad case of Elmer Hole.

by Ramrod the Destroyer March 8, 2011

Elmers Fudge

When you cum inside your partners mouth, they immediately begin to toss your salad. Spitting your cum inside your anus.

Last night my partner gave me an Elmers Fudge, my butt was leaking cum all night.

by Godofwhore1990 March 17, 2018

elmers mayo

elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trail and elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!

adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006