fake election

The 2016 American Election in which Putin cleverly maneuvered his golden shower-loving pal straight into the White House.

“Fake news makes for a fake election and a fake President; Russia is the world’s biggest expert on this stuff!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Election hangover

This is the feeling you get the day after the event when you have had so many political pundit messages slammed down your throat that you feel like you could pass a bill yourself if you just pushed the crap out as hard as these politicians do.

I have a raging election hangover today because I tried to avoid watching candidate commercials last night in between watching candidate commercials last night and now my headache has a migraine as a result of the results.

by zippy17927 November 7, 2012

Election 2016

A mistake you should not have done.

America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.

by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016

Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

Election 2004

What the world refers to when they're sitting around telling jokes about America.

All other nations : Hey I hope America's '04 candidates IQ's catch up with their inflation rate.

Everyone but America: -laughs-

by Taintfuck September 25, 2004

Election denier

A candidate who disputes the outcome of an election by claiming voter fraud, despite obvious checks and balances and a lack of any evidence of tampering. Often accompanied by a complete lack of any concession to the idea they are a dick, and the voting public doesn't like them.

That Rex Patrick claimed he lost the Adelaide city mayoral vote due to election fraud. Never picked him for being an election denier like Trump.

by Shaunsterino December 20, 2022

Election Stimulation

The act of pleasing yourself after mistaking a election “simulation” group video conference call for an election (or erection) stimulation call

To predict the erection results, Ed decided to do a little election stimulation by loob’n his toob’n during a video conference call with his peers.

by Offensive Nibbling October 20, 2020