ElonGate

ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”

Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate

by Whookyman1222 March 5, 2021

emong

A backward gnome.

Basically, a little special, or mentally challenged person.

(In the changing rooms of a clothing store. Betty is kindly waiting outside to give her opinion on the outfits cal is trying on.)

Carol-Ann: What top am I trying on first??

Betty: I dunno, the curtains shut, I can't see can I...

Carol-Ann: I'm not asking you to guess...I'm asking which one I should try on first. You emong.

by MrsTattyHead December 2, 2009

tubularly elongasized turkey neck

Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.

Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.

by Wamba September 15, 2003

ehondalization

This is a very complex social phenomena that cannot be really put to words very easily. But I will attempt anyways - ehondalization is when somebody does something in a cool and efficient way, and yet has a little bit of self-effacement and modesty to themselves, so that the effect is somewhat funny.

Similar to the Honda company, ehondalization isn't about being flashy or very exciting, but it is about a type of spartan efficiency with a bit of humor injected.

Back in high school, when we were chilling with friends, every now and then we witnessed the very rare and beautiful phenomenon called ehondalization. It happened more often in Chemistry class, when it was combined with titration.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Elongitudinalizeated

Verb(past tense) used to describe something that has been irrationally or unnaturally lengthened against all logical reason and sense.

NOTE: This is an example of an entirely unnecessary transformation of a standard English word, into a much larger colloquy, with usually at least 5 times the letters of the original word (which is now lost in a soggy quagmire of sewer-worthy American filth).

Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."

Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"

Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"

American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"

by Sam Chadwick December 13, 2007

ezong

A stupid person who only cares about food and money.

XiaoXiao: Want me to go get you some cereal?
Bret: Oh sure, thanks.
XiaoXiao: Pay me.
Bret: Uh...
XiaoXiao:Or gimme some food
Bret: Go get it yourself...
XiaoXiao: GOD, fine...Why did I even come to dinner with you.
Bret: Oh my god, dude you are such an ezong.
XiaoXiao: Douche.

by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008

ebong

the midget man no more than 2 foot tall who cries every hour on the hour normally charity advertistments on the television set him off espeshially the donkey charity (the brooke)

'ahhh he just won't stop crying, christ what a god damn ebong'

by hagrid smith February 15, 2009