spicy eggroll

Fucking someone in the ass then making them blow you until you cum.

I was giving this give girl anal, then she blew me and i came in her mouth...that was one spicy eggroll

by the omen June 30, 2008

Exotic Eggroll

An exotic eggroll is when a man covers his penis in a variety of spices and dips his dick in duck sauce. Then the female proceeds to suck his dick and get all the exotic flavors.

Yo, Tyler gave this girl Veronica an exotic eggroll and she felt extremely cultured.

by Daniel (aka Britney) February 10, 2019

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

california eggroll

The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.

Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.

by TheGrayBush July 1, 2011

Egoogling

Have you ever searched for your own name on Google, curious what the world has to say about you? Almost every one of us has tried it one time or the other. "Egoogling" is the act of searching for yourself on Google.

Enter your first name followed by the word "is" and put the search in quotes.
Egoogling Arnold Schwarzenegger:-
For example: "Arnold Schwarzenegger is" you'll get results such as "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a very talented man who would make an excellent governor" or "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a man more familiar with the red carpet of a movie premiere than a white collar business seminar". And so on...

by Rana S. Sallam June 11, 2008

Evoroth

Extremely arrogant gamer that plays a shadow priest on World of Warcraft like no other. He has no rivals for dps (damage per second) and if you challenge him, you'd better be prepared to bring it or suffer extreme embarrassment.

Evoroth just rocked the dps meters again...everyone else just /wrists and die pls kkthx.

by Ganayva May 26, 2009