:eggplant: 

When you are on discord and relies that the eggplant emoji is :eggplant: so you look it up on the urban dictionary

:eggplant: = 🍆

:eggplant: by Eggplant man May 31, 2018

eggplant squatter 

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

eggplant squatter by Pierre May 13, 2004

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

Eggplant Balls by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

eggplant sucker 

One who enjoys oral sex on a male

Sabina is the biggest eggplant suckers in placer county

eggplant sucker by The Honorable Dick Long II December 11, 2018

eggplant farmer 

A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.

Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.

eggplant farmer by Mytholces March 13, 2019

eggplant emoji

An emoji that is used as a vegetable by mature people. Imature people use it as a dick emoji.

"Man she wants the dick!"
"How do you know?"
"She sent me the eggplant emoji"

eggplant emoji by Jsbsjjs May 3, 2016

eggplant emoji

an emoji that mimics a dick

maddie likes using eggplant emoji when texting will

eggplant emoji by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016