Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

Egg

A derogatory comment towards someone to cause offence, usually when they perform a stupid or bad act. (Either in hindsight or present)

Jeff: I just bought a BMW!
Bill: You egg! You should have bought a cheaper car!

by Greenlewiegee May 11, 2013

Egg

Informal} Someone who is always angry or snappy, grumpy, more on the negative side.

<P1>Don't be such an egg, my friend.
<Egg> Oh just shut up, why can't you act in your normal ways?!
<P1> Ah, the good times...

by ThenewURL June 9, 2016

Egg

an adorable nickname for someone you care about that you can say has the connotation of being something hard to crack but when you do it is tender and sweet

Guy 1: dude I think Jordyn is an egg

Guy 2: I know she's so cold to everyone but she's so kind and sweet to her friends

by quirkykimchi December 21, 2019

Egg

A kind of person who does not reciprocate in a relationship. A person who expects care from his/her partner but does not provide care in return. Someone who hurts his/her partner knowingly.

I always talk to him when he is stressed out for his deadlines, but he just disappears whenever I need him.

He is such an egg!

by Serius March 11, 2013

Egg

An Egg, Is an Epic Thing that you can buy and packs of, 6, 12, or 16. Eggs Can Be ate in, 3 different ways, Scrambled, Sunny, or Crunched Eggs Are Known for Torturing Bass. You can use them for Masturbating, by putting in your penis or pussy

Man: I cant wait to take a bite out of my egg shell!
Dog: Oh Yes, Can I have some to bruh to and Ima masturbate to porn
Man: Oh yes, I will masturbate as well
Dog: No, I will bite ur penis of if so

by FlareEggsBruh August 23, 2019

Egg

1. an oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane

an infertile egg, typically of the domestic hen, used for food.

by OhSoVery September 26, 2018