The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.

Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.

by Rosey1591 May 11, 2020

Esperance

Esperance is a beautiful, smart and loyal person. They will always be nice to people and dosen't make drama. They love to make people happy and laugh. They are creative and full of ideas. They work hard for what they want and are just amazing.

Omg I wish I had a friend like Esperance.
Oh wow Esperance is beautiful.

by Idcaboutusernames October 6, 2019

Emperor abdo

A W person who negs anitok cus he get more bitches the fwnobitchesbrent and all chocolate men

Today was the best I feel like I’m almost as cool as emperor Abdo

by Fwsasukeuchija 😱 April 23, 2022

Kid Experience

A time when one must take the car out for a pleasant drive at a busy hour in the neighborhood, notably a gated community with many families. You might encounter many kids in the streets playing...

Dad: Hey son, let's go driving today around our gated community.
Son: Alright! Sounds good!

They both walk outside, and see many kids playing.

Dad: Uh, looks like it's crowded today.
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Looks like you're going to have, ehh, a Kid Experience!
Son: ...

by Cosmo Politan January 13, 2013

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Starbucks Experience

Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.

Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

Joe Rogan Experience

Shitting your brains out on ivermectin

Yo I had covid symptoms so I took some horse paste and had a real Joe Rogan Experience

by arbitr4ry September 2, 2021