education

an illusion

I staggered towards the oasis in the desert, but it turned out to be an education, and i died of thirst.

by ^__^ May 4, 2003

edumacation

higher education, but intentionally misspelled and pronounced in a wry, ironic manner so as to imply the practical irrelevance of, misprioritization towards, and / or conformity in, obtaining the degree(s) in question.

You use this word when:
1. The degree choice itself is impractical (gender studies, liberal arts, etc).
2. The decision to get a degree at all is impractical and questionable for the person in question (overkill or not needed for the chosen field, unaffordable student loans, bad life timing, etc).
3. You want to subtly hint that the person in question is not intelligent enough for the real world anyway and so higher education would not improve their chances in life, which ties back to #2.
4. You want to not-so-sutbly mock the conformist nature of obtaining a degree for the sake of obtaining a degree, since degrees are now commonplace and everyone and their dog now has one, so they are no longer valuable or exceptional to have aside from ticking a resume box for the 'system'.

So, you're telling me that instead of having a family in your twenties and avoiding the rat-race until you can truly focus on it long-term (when your kids are grown in your forties), you'll get your edumacation so as to pursue your career for corporations that only view you by the profit margins you can make them, and wait until the wall hits in your thirties to realise that climbing the corporate ladder alone is not a particularly fulfilling life path. Got it.

by Ashraile August 2, 2022

Special Education

A burning hell-hole that I managed to escape from in 2018. let me tell you something from my experience, Special Education treats you like you are a fucking retard or something like that. It's not all kittens and rainbows. Like; they gave me kindergarten-level math that I could figure out at this age in mere seconds.

Special Education was NOT fun.

by anonymous200020 June 30, 2023

physical education

A subject that is forced upon students in schools that causes misery and pain to those who do not like sport and would prefer not to participate.

No PE today - RESULT

by Star Wars Fanatic July 1, 2004

higher education

A consumer product where money is charged to provide the same information you received for free in grades K-12 but just in more convoluted terms.

Wow, this higher education is both expensive and somewhat familiar.

by Mario Sanchez September 9, 2008

Educaction

Combination of Education and Action.

When you put into action what you have learned.

Educaction is the most powerful weapon you can use to change the World.

by rebmonte2004 February 7, 2019

educational purposes

Is when a boy or girl says I will save that later and mastrubate until they cum to that one photo or video

Don’t worry it’s for educational purposes

by anonymous December 7, 2021