Ejaculate

To get yo man juice up on yo hoe and she be like shiiiiiit!


Note: Also see skeet... ..

I ejaculated all over your mom's face last night right after you left the room son.

I ejaculated (skeeted) so much yo dog drowned.

by M-dizzawgs April 13, 2005

Edropulate

A euphamism for going to the bathroom to do number 2.

"Pardon me, I had fiber cereal today, and now I'm getting the urge to edropulate."

"I was petrified. I thought I would edropulate myself after that horror movie."

by pseuzieq April 13, 2009

Ecrapulate

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.

"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"

by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014

Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

Edjaculate

The fluid that comes out of Male, Females and Paris Hilton when reaching a sexual climax. Often clear, sticky and delisious.

"Your Edjaculate is all over my face" - Paris Hilton's most uttered phrase.

by inzader May 18, 2009

ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014