Edward Norton

Exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase sex on legs. Star of movies including American History X, Fight Club, The Painted Veil, and The Incredible Hulk, among others. I really shouldn't give him all the credit for why Fight Club was so great, but I will anyway. :D

Edward Norton's awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should get their eyes stabbed.

by HalSparksbitch July 1, 2008

edwardly

Acting very extra and doing unnecessary actions for small tasks. Part of speech: adverb

Jim edwardly made his notecards with the country of origin and pronunciation.

by JeremiahPickles October 21, 2018

Edward Scissortoes

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010

edward 40 hands

A game designed to intoxicate all participants where 40oz bottles of cheap malt beverages are fastened to each hand by adhesive tapes or super-glue in some cases. The winner will have consumed all liquid in both bottles and usually celebrates by smashing the first bottle to remove it, and using the free hand to urinate into the second. Studies at the University of Colorado in Boulder conclude that the best way to be victorious in this game, without fear of urinating yourself, is to start the game with your penis already un-tucked,out of your pants. Ladies in the study, who opted to go in skirts without undergarments, fared well however did not ever claim a victory.

"You down for a game of edward 40 hands?"

"nah, its too cold to play edward 40 hands"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Edward Cullen

every boyfriend's nightmare

Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!

by Pink_TeaCupss February 22, 2009

Edmarie

The most straight up person you wi ever met in your entrie ife. She is an amazing person with wlidlife. Shes LOUD, CRAZY, and SPECIAL. A fun person to be around with and she's the BOSS legit. Edmaries tend to have HUGE ASSES and be CHONGAS ( in a very good way) they arent hoes they know right from wrong and respect themselves... they DGAF about guys

* edmaries acting mad crazy, mother walks in and see's she is drinking somthing ( the drink looks like rum)

edmarie: laaalaaalaaaaaa
mother: what is edmarie drinking?!?!?!?!?!
* checks edmaries drink*
mother : nevermind is it just appe juice, shes acting like an EDMARIE

by MMC<3 June 28, 2011

Edwarded

When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.

AKA: Rannefeld Glitter Bomb

You just got Edwarded!

by Zoey's Daddy March 7, 2011