earphones

listening to music , not outloud but through plugs

earphones are helpful

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Earper

An earper is a person who is a fan of a tv SYFY called Wynonna earp

Also a kind person

Wow earper r amazing

by Ash Earper August 26, 2020

earpology

noun. The branch of study of the world of Wynonna Earp and the Earpers.

They watch the show Wynonna Earp like they are studying for an earpology exam.

by earper October 21, 2021

EarPods

The fucking wired older cousin of the AirPods, it fucking ruined my life back in those days. I'm so glad we have AirPods now! Still, sadly EarPods exist. I pick the AirPods, not that fucking piece of shit.

FUCK THOSE EARPODS BRO

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021

earplugs in

I can’t hear you

The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel

Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.

by williet hughnot September 2, 2023

Earpiss

The never ending bollocks that comes out of children’s mouths. Can also be used for people when they wang on about sports.

Peter would not stop talking about football, it was constant earpiss.

by XavierSambuca September 2, 2023

shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.

Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro

by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018