EMP

Eat my pussy.

John: “Suck my dick”
Sally: “EMP”

by Red555555 November 27, 2021

Emp Peperami

Emp Peperami is the storage of Peperami (the sausage based snack) for use in a disaster event such as and EMP (electromagnetic pulse) disaster.

Andy: "Theres a black out in our street I best open my EMP Peperami".

Me: "Sound".

by the_riveria_kid March 9, 2011

emp

When your broke, you ain't got no cash on your ass, no money

Aye you gotta a dollar?... my pockets on emp rn.

by Ant.Thee.Stallion October 28, 2021

Emp

incredibly gay and oddly a masochist.

Wow! He's really an emp.

by RIZLE September 28, 2025

emp

used to show emphasis or agreement with a statement

a: i love chicken nuggets

b: emp

by Googlyboogly November 2, 2020

Empping

The act of pooping and drinking alcohol at the same time in order to reach the required drunk level ready for the sesh. The word is formed from the words excitement and dumping

I rushed home from work to meet you guys and was even empping, that's how you know I'm down to party tonight

by BarelyDreaming September 26, 2020

Emp Guns

Best way to remove A mobster gangstalking device.

Emp guns are the bane of trackers

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021