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Pockets on emp

When your broke, ain't got no cash on your ass, have no money.
Aye you gotta dollar?...my pockets on emp rn.
by Ant.Thee.Stallion October 28, 2021
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Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
by Phorkus October 19, 2016
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Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).
Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night
by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021
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empty nest syndrome

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.
The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!
by Starchylde May 27, 2016
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Ave employees

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*
The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.
by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020
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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
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Empachoation

When a person eats too much and gets too bloated to the point of almost barfing but not quite there yet. It's super close though.
Prof Shamon: oh I better stop eating too much McSpicy, I think i got empachoation.
by Oxxy_Montalvy November 15, 2016
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