flying dutchmen

The act of pooping while not touching the toilet sit. Normally in a sited position yet hovering over the toilet bowl with your arms extended forward for balance so your butt checks do not make contact with the toilet sit.

Pearson had to blast a duke at Taco Bell, once inside the bathroom stall he realized there were no ass gaskets left therefore he had to perform the flying dutchmen, now his legs are tired.

by Daedae84 March 5, 2009

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

by Tim Hirsch September 25, 2005

dutchmas day

4th february

4/2, derived from its alcoholic content - 4.2%
a dublin student tradition is to decorate a branch with empty cans with your fellow flatmates

happy dutchmas day!
lets celebrate with 6 dutch!
hurrah!

by stignatius September 26, 2006

Dutchmen

Probably the greatest Junior B hockey team to ever play hockey. Based out of Kitchener, the Dutchmen are the biggest snipeshows in the league.

"Lets go Dutchmen. Dutchies in five."

by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007

Flying Dutchman

where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.

man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.

by Robrobrockstar February 12, 2006

Rolling Dutchman

A fast-moving ghostly train found late at night on Wenz Rd. in Toledo, Ohio.

We were late to the party because we got stopped by the Rolling Dutchman.

by Cara!!! and Rob August 27, 2008