Dusted

1. to be exhausted, lacking energy, tired.

2. to be extremely intoxicated, wasted

3. Fubar

1. I just want to go to bed, I'm dusted
2. Chad was dusted, he must have drunk 20 beers
3. The tornado dusted that town, it's fucked up beyond all recognition

by MrS143 April 19, 2024

dusted

1. being blown away by how dumb or ridiculous something is

2. irrelevant/dumb

1. “You really think Harry Styles is playing a show there? I’m dusted.”

2. “Katy Perry put out new music? Dusted.”

by beaboodeedoo November 13, 2025

dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Dusted and Disgusted

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking

As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED

by ClassicRonnie June 19, 2019

Dusted Diamond

Snorting a line of coke off of the most absolutely, ridiculously hard dick that you can imagine.

My life got flipped, turned upside down when my mom entered my room last month. Aghast at the sight of the three Oakland raiders and their rock hard dusted diamonds, she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Arizona.

by Thomas Yates May 12, 2008

dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.

I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!

by ZachMUT January 17, 2017

Dusted Pukedroia

This is an alternative personality that can occur when several low class beers are consumed at a rapid pace. This personality will change rapidly to one of Mike Stud, but Dusted will always return with vengeance.

Steve: "Wow man is he ok?"
Mike: "Yeah don't worry about him he is just really drunk, this is normal."
Doug: "yeah Mann I'm Dusted Pukedroia.
Yuhhpppp!" *falls down*
Steve: "hahaha hes totally wasted"

Dusted Pukedroia- The alternative personality that lands anyone in the doghouse

by Blue yhuppp November 20, 2014