Kali, I am so totally drunkative. I think I'm going to text all my exboyfriends and confess my undying love for them.
by tapioka_dudde May 24, 2014

1. Randy Marsh from South Park is usually Drunk.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.
by LAZI June 18, 2017

what most people are on the weekend
by dougie fuckin frsh nigga February 25, 2009

It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.
My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt!
by Oakkymon May 23, 2006

by callinghome November 20, 2004

by phillip mcrackin April 21, 2010
