Drump

Singular, noun: the shit you take a day after anal intercourse. A heavily self-involved and painful bowel movement, leading you to believe it to be substantial yet ultimately unsatisfyingly small and depressingly messy to clean up. Often leaves you feeling unsettled and even angry you had to take your pants off for this. Not to be confused with santorum, though the feces is often preceeded by or covered in santorum.

Alternatives: TDrump, DJTrump

Man, I just took the most depressing drump.
You’re about as exciting as a drump after a barcelona circuit party.
I just took a drump at my boyfriend’s house, I feel like i need to shower.

I’m sorry I got drump stains on your toilet, but thanks for last night!
Why is my tdrump orange?

by donaldjtrump October 25, 2017

Dumpy

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.

"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."

by bTreezy October 13, 2006

Dumpy Deets

Dumpster Details

Giving your BFF the name and contact details of the guy you are going to meet up with off the internet. So they know where to go when you end up dead in a dumpster in the morning.

Annie, Im meeting that Karl bloke of Badoo tonight!!!…thought I had better give you dumpy deets!

by Maldaxs April 10, 2013

Drumpler

Taking a shit and giving a blowjob at the same time. In the same family as a ‘blumkin’, but the positions are reversed, and the person pooping is simultaneously giving a blowjob.

“ I went to brush my teeth while my GF was pooping, and got a drumpler”

by Phytz January 10, 2020

Dumpy

A gluteus maximus of epic proportions.

That man Nasty Nate got a HUGE dumpy bro, I’m talking mega dumpy... too much for me to handle.

by TDJake25 February 28, 2020

Drumby

The collective entity that humans become when under the influence of alcohol. Acts as a hive mind, controlling any individual that is intoxicated.

“Bro you were doing some crazy stuff last night man.”

“Oh that wasn’t actually me, that was Drumby!”

by Snedaj October 16, 2020

Drumptruck

When someone has a dumptruck but refuses to believe that they do.

Kim has a dumptruck but fails to realize it due to her pride. Guess she's got a drumptruck.

by DrumptruckHomie February 19, 2021