Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012

Tokyo Drifter

A homeless man who has had his anus stretched, and possibly ruptured, by Vin Diesel's shaved SKULL

On the set of the Punisher II:
Director - "Has anyone seen Tom Jane in a couple days?"
Unctuous movie extra - "I heard Vin Diesel pulled a Tokyo Drifter on his tight ass!"

by Pelvis Cockstello April 22, 2010

arabian drifter

Not a wayward terrorist, but a really stinky, silent fart that hangs in the air like humidity.

Everybody was choking in the car because fuckin' Jack cut an arabian drifter!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

Social Drifter

one who is not accepted by any of the clicks in society. Signs of a social drifter are constantly opening his/her cell phone acting like he/she is texting though they really aren't, moves from click to click listening in on the conversations even when he/she is unwanted. Tries to make a joke that no one understands.Every city has one though out of all the types of people in the world these are the easiest to spot.

Look at Tyrone he keeps trying to talk to me and everyone else, he is kind of like a social drifter and acts like he has friends.

by Grayson Blake November 28, 2007

ripped drifter

1. Ripped as in well defined muscles like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

2. A Drifter is one who breaks the traction limit to the rear tires while turning to achieve a faster entry speed and exit speed.

Wow, look at that ripped drifer of that Nissan 240sx! Fuck I hope he does a mono!

by Cecile D. Miller July 7, 2005

Log drifter

A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.

Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?

by Deadcell13 November 23, 2013