Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

driedkittypoop

Driedkittypoop is such a fucking top shagger, built like a unit.

Bro driedkittypoop is such a top shagger, fucking unit.

by Dried.69 May 22, 2021

Drier

A drier is where ur step sis gets stuck so u have to go help her and put ur eggplant in her a-hole so you can get her out

YOOO a I’ll be back my step sis got stuck in the drier

by Person 92817181 March 4, 2022

driedplaydough

Basically the best tiktoker ever, also the best mutual

"Hey isnt that the tiktoker driedplaydough??"
"Yeah, his followers have been waiting forever
For him to do the mutual awards video"

by Girlqueenslay May 15, 2022

driedplaydough

dried play dough is a great mutual, rlly funny, and very gay 😊😊

are you mutuals with driedplaydough?
yeah he’s kinda gay tbh..

by ihatelightyagami69 May 15, 2022

driedplaydough

word to describe one of your mutuals who you think is very cool and awesome

Bob: who's your driedplaydough?
Me: has to be @driedplaydough

by Van Goga May 17, 2022

Ramon Driesen

The type of guy who goes to a bar and orders a tall glass of water. He’s a cautious individual, but sometimes he likes to live dangerously. He is lactose intolerant but eats the most dairy out of anyone you’ll meet. He is over sarcastic to the point where people can’t tell if he is joking. He is of German descent but his grandparents come from Argentina. Synonyms include Chris, Mo, Ramonie the Ponie, Ramonie the Chonie, Edward and David

Person1: Hey who is that guy doing the Nazi salute?

Person2: Oh just that’s Ramon Driesen

by Ramonie the Ponie November 23, 2021