dr. phil

a vagina that has shaved only the middle leaving the sides and sides of legs with pubic hair, similiar to dr.phil's bald head

look at joan's bush, it's a dr. phil and i'm going to ask it for advice

by fatawesome October 10, 2007

Dr. Phil

a horny child molester that enjoys taking it up the ass. Also uses others problems to make up for his own lack of a reproductive organ. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Oprah's bitch but instead is her pimp, loaning her out to his heart broken "patients."

CHILD: Mom, when I grow up I want to be a Dr. Phil
MOM: HELL NO HO!!
*mom slaps child*
CHILD: Okay

by STD Mo January 31, 2008

Dr. Phil

The one and only man to help your growing depression and family problems. Yes, Dr. Phil is here to save you some find him cute or hot. Some see him as a man of culture. Either way, Dr. Phil is a messiah

Friend 1: Have you seen Dr. Phil yet? He's my man of culture!

Friend 2: Yeah I love his show!

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

Dr. Phil

The upscale version of Jerry Springer...minus bald-headed Steve and the tittiebeads...a favorite of McMansion Trash...

Ohh...I'm in a rut...help me DR. PHIL...

by Graffilthier May 23, 2008

Dr. Phil

A pimp who should grab a tommy gun and kill all of you haters. I like him because he looks old and he obviously hates rap so stop hating on him ya neo-era rap loving children and enjoy your little fantasy(see the neo-era rap def)

Dr. Phil probably fought in WW2

by Boobsky November 02, 2006

dr phil

Dr Phil is a shrink wit a tv show, who helps people with their problems.

"Yo, i dont wanna get all Dr Phil on ya.."

by WhoCares December 18, 2003

dr. phil

a sexy proposition from your boss. The term originates from a horny and lustful employee's desire to turn anything into a sexual innuendo.

Synonym for lets get our freak on.

employer: Do you want to get Dr. Phil with it?
employee: ZOMG, yes!!

by wannbewannawont January 08, 2013