doughchi

1. Stemming from the root word, douche, doughchi describes an individual who is a waste of oxygen, basically someone who has a different personality, different ethics, different ideals, listens to crappy music, drives terribly, sucks up to superiors, gets good grades, is not l33t or ninja in nature.

2. Someone who is teh suck.

3. Van Police

That van police is such a huge doughchi.

by teh gout December 9, 2004

douchschnnozzle

the cleaning of one vanina with one schnnozzle as the primary cleaning and sucking device do not swollow

have you cleaned that bitches douchschnnozzle this week

by jamespaterson January 12, 2008

doucheicide

Any action by a douche that causes him to lose his life.

While robbery occasionally happens here in Texas, most thugs know trying to rob a gun shop is doucheicide.

by moejoe4420 February 13, 2013

douchiphany

The moment you realize that the person talking to you is a complete douchebag. Combination of 'douche' and 'epiphany.'

Mary: "I don't know what happened, we were talking and all of a sudden he told me how much money he makes and how expensive his watch was."

Jane: "You had a douchiphany. Better now than later."

by Futuramageek September 7, 2013

Douchitician

(douchebag x politician) I know what you are thinking, aren’t all politicians douchebags? Isn’t this douchism just a little redundant? Well, for the most part yes. However, this term applies to the slim percentage of politicians who first get into politics because they actually care. Once they get exposed to the money and power and begin selling their souls to the devil and become like the other 99% of politicians then they are a douchitician.

During the government shutdown of 2013, Douchiticians from around the country stood in line to get their soundbite and five minutes of fame, all the while fighting for the promotion of self and political party. Meanwhile, the country that they are elected to serve suffers.

by Johnny Umuzungu October 4, 2013

Pouchichi

Cute little baby

Awww look at my pouchichi

by Pouchichi September 14, 2023

duchicipi

a moldovan man who is bad at counter strike and identifies as a cat

what if duchicipi was the freinds we made along the way

by Duchicipi February 10, 2025