douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

douchejockey

a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.

"hey bro, I am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?

by el douche-o August 4, 2009

douchetruckery

Of or relating to the use and proliferation of douchetrucks. See douchetruck.

A: There isn't even anywhere left to park now that all these douchebags in their jacked-up trucks have taken up more than one space each! There is even one parked on TOP of the Smart Car in the handicapped spot!

B: Douchetruckery at its finest!

by Auntie Douchery September 4, 2011

douchemcfucker

not only a douche, not only a fucker, and certainly no longer a mcjagger to you- a douchemcfucker is that motherfucking asshole that screwed you over. more commonly used by females craving a fat, long insult for that cheating/lazynogood/asshole of a man of theirs, but applicable to all genders

He screwed your sister?! What a douchemcfucker!

by twistykate January 8, 2012

Douchepickle

A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying

Stop being such a Douchepickle man!

by Radox June 13, 2015

douchefuckersaurus

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.

He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

douchelick

A moron
The same as being as douchebag, just with a twist

"When are you going to quit selling the yellow pages and start that insurance thing, you douchelick?"

by Michael Brady May 2, 2008