When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.
Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.
by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.
by FrostyDaDopeMan January 20, 2024

by Asshole dicking March 21, 2019

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week
Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year
Jon: ya the Colts got pumped
Jon: ya the Colts got pumped
by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.
John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.
John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025
