A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008
Get the Poon Dodger mug.A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
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to have sexual intercourse.
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Get the Draft dodger mug.A Doomer is someone who has taken "the final redpill" and has given into a schizoid lifestyle of isolation, pessimism, and total apathy. Doomer's wallow in self hatred and are usually depressed. Doomers are almost always exclusively men.
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