Diversify Your Bonds

A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.

"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA

"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"

by Scottie King February 8, 2010

Pearl Diver

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Diversity

A bigotted policy that is over-emphasized to an incredibly irritating level. It is also used in the name of tolerance and progress, but it in fact happens to hold certain people down until people of a particular group gets things first. In addition, certain minorities are also left out in so-called "Diversity Week" celebrations, especially those with mental disabilities and Native Americans.

I don't like bullsh....I mean "Diversity Week". It leaves a lot of people out and I would rather deface it than embrace it.

Editors: Don't delete this just because you don't like what you read.

by Radical Republican December 28, 2005

Divers tongue

Going down on a girl (or a guy) for a long period of time until you begin speaking in a lisp from the tongue's numbness.

"Dude, how was last night?"
"Ish wash greaht mahn."
"Bro! You have Divers Tongue!"

by AnonononIII March 11, 2014

diversity glass

A bulletproof glass that protects a cashier. Almost always exclusively in black neighborhoods.

Did you see the new McDonalds in Baltimore? They put up diversity glass so the 'groes can't jump the counter.

by Truth is the new hate crime July 29, 2019

diversiphobia

Diversiphobia is a term created by Drew McPherson (diversiphobia.com) to describe the general concept of discrimination against a person, be it due to racism, ageism, ableism, sexism, aspiephobia, xenophobia, anti-semitism, etc. It was necessary to combine these concepts into a single unified terminology to begin the coordinated fight for equality of rights for neurodiverse persons and para-humans, since they are so very few among us.

Autistic people are being mistreated because of diversiphobia

by DrewZero® October 7, 2021

Underwater Keg Diver

It is when someone drops the keg in a pool or lake and someone has to go fish it out.

"Dude, that Kelsea is an underwater keg diver!"

"Thats whats up!"

by MOBFNFDTF September 12, 2009