a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.
ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.
by niggman star33 October 6, 2011
Get the penis distraction syndrome mug.1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.
2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.
2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.
by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011
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When somebody is attractive in the sense that they are able to distract you from accomplishing things that are truely important; such as work, and sleep.
The Distractivness between Mike and Brooke is so immense that neither of them can ever get any work done.
by M.C Caber July 24, 2008
Get the Distractivness mug.A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.
Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.
by unknown December 6, 2004
Get the Weapon of Mass Distraction mug.What you and your friends call someone (usually a girl) who wear's sexually suggestive clothes. Especially when the person makes you wet or hard (depending on your gender).
Jack: Hey dudes, look over there! It's Distraction!
Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!
Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!
Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!
Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!
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Get the Distraction mug.When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.
I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!
Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.
Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.
by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010
Get the Urban Distraction mug.Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.
Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.
by Ballers desire May 4, 2014
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