discordian

a fat ass guy or girl that be using discord too much

Mike is a discordian because he fat ashi and uses discord.

by iltkgfr December 19, 2022

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.

Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!

by P R Me June 28, 2010

Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

distortionist

A word used to describe that someone is broken inside or mistreated.

I met a distortionist person.

by Randomassguy9001 September 17, 2017

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009