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Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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discabooberated

when things have gone awry or have been jacked up beyong normalcy.
man, your belt is all kinds of discabooberated.
by Ragnar October 24, 2002
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To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese
I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011
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disala

disala is what you call the coolest and kindest kid in the world so much more swag than the rest of humanity.
dude that guy is like disala
by baldmidget July 2, 2021
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Discala's House

Discala's House orgins in the deep roots of the Cheese Spring area of New Canaan, Connecticut. Known in the past for having insane parties, Discala's house has turned into the Sausage Fest headquarters of lovely New Canaan. At least once every weekend Discala's house has 5 guys drinking in his upstairs attic while looking for either

1. A ride to a sick party(never happens)
2. Some Hot Girls to come over and chill(also rarely happens)
"Yo man what are you doing this weekend"

"I think im gonna hit up Discalas man I heard theres a sick party of there"

"Dude Discala's House is just gonna be 5 dudes chugging some 14 dollar 30-rack looking for girls but it will just end up a sausage fest"

"I know but what else am I gonna do"
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Discluded

Not included any longer.
Left out of a situation.
Similar to excluded but not the same.
You are officially discluded from the group chat.
Don't discluded me!
by quzxs April 22, 2019
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Discalect

To show no attention too; forget about; abandon;neglect
If this motherfucka discalect to pay me back, imma beat his ass!
by Shorty Reese April 3, 2017
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