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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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Yiddish Dirt Tunnel

The action of spreading a girls ass that has not been cleaned. Upon opening one years Yiddish echo from the depths. And smearing all bowel remains on ones face like simba
Damn bro, that Jewish girl started squirming when i did ate her Yiddish dirt tunnel
by BigDBUSTER June 5, 2025
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dirt water town

A small town in a rural area that typically has one stop light or none at all. This town usually has no opportunity for its future generations. This phrase does not have to be derogatory in nature.
Scottville MI is a dirt water town.
by Slaynasty July 3, 2014
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treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.
Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.
by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006
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dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch
by Rick Bona October 21, 2009
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Dirt around tub

It means your a dirty stanking ass that needs more baths
Need help use more soap fag dirt around tub
by Cleanyourself February 4, 2018
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dirt behind the ears

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.
by aditya7299 March 7, 2025
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