DepEd

A FUCKING USELESS GOVERNMENT AGENCY THAT DOESNT WANT KIDS TO HAVE FUN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND FORCES PEOPLE TO LEARN EVEN WHEN A PANDEMIC IS GOING ON

Connor: Why are you in Zoom?
Chris: DepEd Forced me to join fucking online education

by IHATEDEPED September 27, 2020

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

Dired

Feeling so tired you want to die.

I had no sleep last night and I was so dired because I had a long day ahead.

by sintya September 26, 2012

Diedra

Diedra is the definition of a great friend. She is silly and fun, quirky and weird, driven and determined. All at once! She is the kindest person, possibly ever.

"Hey, do you think Diedra will bake me mini pies and quiches and watch That Thing You Do with me?"

"Yes, I believe she will!"

by cooperthedog October 4, 2011

dipped in sauce

Someone who is dressed especially nicely; especially in clothes that are urban rather than formal wear.

ahh sheee did you check out darrien today, he's got his new outfit on, he's dipped in sauce.

by Scott Bradley June 18, 2006

Ill be dipped

A phrase used mostly by red necks and hillbillies when surprised or after learning, realizing, or discovering something they didnt expect, good or bad. "Ill be dipped" is usually said at the time of the discovery and explained to his redneck buddy's shortly after.

Carl: ill be dipped
Stan: what?
Carl: I just found my ole tackle box
Stan: well ill be dipped! let's go fishing

by Asa1991 June 9, 2014

I'll be dipped in shit

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009