dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

drunk dialing

The act of calling someone whilst being intoxicated. This is a VERY BAD idea. These calls are usually made to someone of the opposite sex or a relative. Can generally result in break ups, make ups or throwing up.

Maria and I were out and she tried drunk dialing. But, I told her that friends don't let friends dial drunk.

by smart_drinker December 15, 2008

wingaling dragon

A dragon with wings, especially small ones.

Strongbad gave Trodgor wings, so he could be a wingaling dragon.

by Bob882 November 9, 2004

hum dinging

Scottish - Someone or somethings that is very smelly

That house was really hum dinging.
My t-shirt is pure hum dinging because iam sweaty

by Gayley August 19, 2006

Dangling Pineapple Pizza

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.

Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014

dialing the operator

slang for female masturbation. older rotary phones had "0" on the bottom. to dial the operator repeatedly, one would run their index finger up and down in a slight arc.

"obviously a lot of calls going to ma bell today, as missy claimed she had been dialing the operator for over an hour without getting through. curiously, she seemed happy though that it took so much time."

by bigpaul November 24, 2007