Dildo

1. An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. It's usually used by women to penetrate themselves or others. However, men can use them too.

2. A ridiculous or stupid person. An idiotic human being. A true waste o' space.

1. Girl: Hey, I'm in the mood. Could you grab my dildo, Hun?

Other girl: Sure!

2. Dude: Wow, he's such a dildo.

Bro: Yeah, bro.

by Violets are Orange July 14, 2018

Dildo

Taco seaoning.

Yo, I had a dildo on my taco last night. It was amazing. You should try it some time.

by qwerty7654321 November 12, 2018

Dildo

Dildo means a fake penis that girls/guys use.

Example: The Dildo I used last night went 12 inches deep in your mom.

by Madkso June 7, 2018

Dildo

A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.

WOW!!! Look at all those spooky dildos!

by Niglet Raper June 21, 2016

Dildo

A female sex toy that you can put in the anus

I use a dildo when I'm lonely

by KingSavage997 April 25, 2017

Dildo

Nickname for people named Dylan.

"Dina, this is my friend Dildo Hack"

by dhluvvs January 16, 2013

dildo

IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

She likes dildos

by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015