Disidariat

Diss-ee-day-ree-at (n.) A disease, its presence is revealed by the phenomenal—and nearly invisible—occurrence in which the left testicle completely knits with and consumes the right testicle, and then travels to the brain as a large ball-knot, making the host of this parasitic, viral bacteria a mindless killer.

It is, in fact, a very common happening, but takes place—usually— in Caucasian males between the ages of 15 and 65. There is no cure yet.

Last month, in fact, I began noticing signs of the disease within myself. I theoretically only have five more days left before I completely lose myself to this affliction. Please tell my children I love them—if I don't kill them first...

It was sad the day the disidariat took over my fifth cousin twice-removed. A sad day indeed.

by Chork Pop July 1, 2011

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Dicktarian

The opposite of vegan and only eats meat. Cock meat that is. Diet consist of dick, cock, peckers, wiener, dong and penis.

Wow did you see Dallan is on that new dicktarian diet?

Yeah he looks happy, glad he finally came out and did it.

by Loverofdix September 25, 2019

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DigitalSalty

A wonderful person who is funny and makes people laugh. They are also a great friend to have and loves to play roblox a lot! They are also a salty Karen sometimes

Hey isn’t that DigitalSalty? She’s so cool

Hey DigitalSalty let’s play some roblox today!

by partypartyparty🎉🎉🎉 August 14, 2020

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