diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

diet cock by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020

diet pepsi max 

Oh shit, apparently its invigorating cola.. mmm that sounds good
has Ginseng and extra caffeine.
I guess pepsi tried to one-up Coke's coke zero

tastes like reg pepsi for reals

A:Hey try this diet pepsi max,
How is it?

B: its invigorating to the max i guess???

diet pepsi max by Tdowns August 22, 2007

Diet you 

When a guy wants to take someone on a dinner date that involves minimal food or fun leaving the date feeling deprived and insulted. Usually due to a mans lack of money.

Guy: I just spent all my money on a new car, but I would still like to diet you.

Diet you by elivinthelife July 12, 2011

Diet Ads 

Those retarded ads that say "Eat this and never diet again" or "People call this the holy grail of dieting"

*Guy 1 on the internet searching for things on a website*
*Sees dieting ad that says "Eat this and never diet again" but is really saying "Click on this ad and get a bunch of spam mail"*
Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE THESE DIET ADS!!!
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: LOOK!!!
Guy 2: Oh...let's track down its IP address and kill the creator of it.

Diet Ads by Servbot3779 April 17, 2014

diet goth

~~~definition of goth:
n.
1)A style of rock music that often evokes bleak, lugubrious imagery.
2)A performer or follower of this style of music.
~~~definition of diet/lite:
(lite) adj.
Having less substance
(diet) n.
A regulated selection of foods

*There for diet goth = emo*

like a goth is all dark, an emo isn't as dark as a goth so they are like diet goth like um diet coke it is like crappy coke.......i <3 emos no worries

diet goth by vampireheart0109 May 17, 2006

diet coke 

A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.

I would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because I'm watching my weight

diet coke by can you open my milk mommy March 4, 2005

Diet Fresca 

(n).(v).(adj). A sexual act nearly synonymous with a Fresca, but the female partner is of a smaller size than the male partner.

(n) "I'll take a Diet Fresca on the rocks" or "Diet Fresca tickles my throat"

(v) "I met this guy last night that I would love to Diet Fresca" or "We Diet Frescaed on your mom's breakfeast table"

(adj) "Only two words can describe that girl, Diet Fresca" or "That man has a bubble butt that is so Diet Fresca"

Diet Fresca by dj jsizzle July 8, 2010