Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.

Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.

by Bojank157 December 15, 2015

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.

Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?

by MurseMayn September 30, 2017

Dickstracted

When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.

"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."

by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019

Dickstracted

When one tries to get anothers attention but can't because someone else has bought there attention

You must be dickstracted

by This girl February 23, 2020

Dickstracted

Being distracted by a male

I was dickstracted by my boyfriend as I was leaving

by Hammerpussy July 10, 2020