dicktoss

Someone who is annoying, frustrating another or obnoxious.

You are such a dicktoss.

by digitok May 20, 2004

Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

Dicktory

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.

John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.

by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

Dicktoast

A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.

Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?

by Makachase May 18, 2021

dicktok

Dick pics are old news, send them a dick video. A dicktok.

This girl on Tinder was complaining about all the dick pics she was getting, so I sent her a dicktok to up the ante.

by Clevergirl67423 December 2, 2021

Dicktone

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.

Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"

by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013