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Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.
Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."
by MrsThang May 17, 2021
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Dickstracted

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks
Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.
by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021
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Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.
I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted
by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023
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Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
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Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
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Dickstracted

the act of being distracted by sexual thoughts of a male.
I wasn’t paying attention to the movie because I was dickstracted.
by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024
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Dickstracted

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.
I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.
by Billy13D March 16, 2024
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