Oh My Dickens

A way to say Oh my ____ without using the Lord's name in vain or any swear words.

Oh my dickens, those marital relations we engaged in were wonderful!

by Abigail_Jeffs August 6, 2011

dicktease

A girl who teases the genital region of a male to the point of a rock hard erection with absolutely no intention of following through, often resulting in "blue balls"; May also constitute a quick "dick-squeeze" "dick rub" or "dick touch" NOT resulting in ejaculation.

Ken: "Lydia kept grabbin my nuts nuts last night..."
Jim: "Did you get off"
Ken: "No, fuckin bitch was a dicktease"

by Drew Haag June 5, 2007

dickensian adventure

Unsavoury pursuits in 1950's style scholastic establishments which aim to "reek havock" and instigate general hysteria. Inspired by the great work of Charlie Dickens and Russell Brand and accompanied by "Geordie;" our trusty skeleton, whom we have wounded and consequently mended. We backcombe our hair, wear Grecian-style oversized cloaks and abide by our official handbook: "Ghost Hunter", a complimentary gift from The Guardian.

Dickensian adventures include:
1. Main entrance window exit extravaganza.
2. Raking from vending machines, collecting golden coins from the undercarriage of the machine, using the always-reliable luncheon-cuisine tray.
3. Launching trolleys down stairwells into unknown Dickensian worlds.

by Charlie Dickens/Russell Brand followers. December 7, 2006

dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.

"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"

by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010

Small Dickensons

A disease of the male genitalia were the penis is extremely small or miniscuole.

Gee Reg told Cipz he has small dickensons , The doctor told his patient he has a severe case of small dickensons.

by Greg aka Gee Reg December 14, 2008

dicktease

those young hot skanky chicks that dress up like sluts and hang off every guy in the club bumming free drinks all night pretending that they're going to sleep with the guy

sally: "wow, i only spent $3.50 tonight!"

tamara: "yeh! that's 'cos you're a dicktease, skank!"

by trunkman27 July 18, 2005

dickens cider

This is an old spoof heard on radio stations at least as far back as the late 80's but probably much older then that, google it and you can hear the spoof, very funny.

Dickens Energy Cider, DCBI capitolized on this and produced a very tasty energy drink for bars and nightclubs sold in can or "On the gun" www.dickensenergycider.com

Dickens Energy Cider, Energy Drink, Dickens cider spoof,

by Arch Stanton6969 April 12, 2007