Dick in my Hole

It's pretty straightforward: When their's a dick in my hole.

While Gabi had anal sex with Hugh Janus, she screamed, "There's a dick in my hole! Aye, chihuahua!"

by zacharytaffy August 10, 2015

Dick in mouth

Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth

“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”

by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018

dick in a jar

when a male is completely controlled by his girlfriend/woman/significant other, and constantly bails on his friends to be with her.

Person 1: Dude, Marco is being such a dick in a jar. I haven't seen him in months.

Person 2: What the fuck is a dick in a jar?

by MooseLLama June 6, 2009

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"

by FancyDancy October 17, 2010

Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.

Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.

by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010

Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, Armstrong, Jareth, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, Fixter, Cooner, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Joe Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

by Yo Bro July 31, 2013

dick in a box comeback

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.

"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."

by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010