dicklafire

when you jack off to hard and your dick is on fire

dude, my dick is on dicklafire yesterday

by im not gay I'm a sTRAIGHT hotd February 5, 2019

dicorackitt

To play/wink tennis with your dick. Or to use your dick as a tennis racket.

Jayden:I forgot my tennis racket at home what do i do for practice
Tyler:No homo but we can just play dicorackitt

by Dicolackett April 18, 2019

Dicoma

When you have sex with a women so well that she passes out immediately after.

Jenny was late to pick up the kids from school because her husband just got back from Afghanistan and put her in dicoma.

by JMcEvoy January 5, 2022

Dickolas

A dickolas is an ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNT you never want to be friends with a dickolas. Dickolas’s will lie to you for straight months on end and then will eventually tell you after you get really mad at them and you will have nothing to do or say except start distancing yourself from him and the girl he sorta stole from you

Ough benny stop being a dickolas

by Parker Peeper March 11, 2022

Discolate

To open your jaw wide enough to perform oral sex on a man allowing his penis to enter the throat.

Discolate your jaw so I can ram my cock down your throat.

by justjulies November 3, 2018

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

Dicklan

Noun:

A Snapback merchant who surcomes to a dickish nature.

Person 1: Man, you wanna buy my snapbacks? They're only $10
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Dicklan.

by Nobody Knows, Seriously December 5, 2012