dilate

telling someone to type more, usually responded to a wall of text in an arguement.

tranny: holy fucking shit oh my god transgenders should have rights and if you do you are transphobic, sexist, racist, xenophobic, and homophobic. it literally does not affect you what someone decides to do with their life like someone could shoot up a school and why should you care? its not affecting you. just learn to mind your own business like a sane human being you bigot

gigachad: dilate

by iseebro March 14, 2022

DFLTFH

Die From Laughing Too Fucking Hard,

basically the next version up from lol, rotfl, lmao, etc.

A: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

b: DFLTFH!!!

by jmaidontknow January 2, 2006

dlat

To slap someone.


Thought of by Steven S. during a word game.

I would dlat you, but then I would get in trouble.

by Cassi S. March 17, 2005

deflator

(a) Somebody who deflates balls
(b) Somebody trying to lose weight

They call me the deflator because I am trying to lose weight, not because I deflate footballs. I promise!

by HugRush May 15, 2015

Dilated Butthole

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.

I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.

by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020

delattre

Delattre is a lastname coming from the french root « de l’aître » which means a central square of a village during Medieval Times. @fantindelattre on instagram.

Fantin, by the way, is a really beautiful french name, quite rare, coming from the Miserables character « Fantine » by the famous french author Victor Hugo.

My name is Fantin Delattre, I bet you to send me a dm @fantindelattre on Instagram.

by @fantindelattre October 13, 2020

DeflatedDinoMan

Someone who wears a deflated Dino Costume on Halloween.

Guy 1: Look at that Dumba** in the DeflatedDinoMan
Guy 2: He's so F***in stupid

by DeflatedDinoMan January 26, 2021