Dextronaught

A superhero who explores the world and their mind through the means of drinking large amounts of cough syrup

Troy, Pez, and Kayla are Dextronaughts

by Troy Elliott March 4, 2009

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 23, 2007

anti dexterous

Not skillful in movements especially those involving the hands.

She is anti dexterous therefore she cannot cut correctly with a scissors.

by Blue Chips April 16, 2020

Dexter Manning

The coolest, funniest, sexiest, most awesomest drum-playing, video gaming British guy known to mankind. He's currently a co-star of the Machinima series "Sanity Not Included".

>Hey dude, didja watch last week's episode of Sanity Not Included?
>Ya. When I saw Dexter Manning, I jizzed myself.

by HeyItsAndie April 21, 2011

dexterize

The act of having taken someone out (killed them)

He was such an evil person that it was necessary to dexterize him immediately

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

big dick dexter

The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.

Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.

by Daven Maven December 24, 2007

Dexter

A cylinder of fat digestive organs and pure horny potential Dexters gut it made of literal steel and is impervious to any damage his horniness is enough to power an entire city block at least until elliot chopped his balls off and robbed humanity of the next age of technology Dexter is by most accounts a mere cocaine sniffer dog that cant actually sniff out cocaine but to many other people he is known as the fat dog that ate an entire christmas cake and walk away unscathed

Elliot: we better get dexter some food aswell or he will try eat ours
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll

by HamesTheGingeAnnihilator February 26, 2022