Dextir

Backyard full contact football-type game played with a massive exercise ball. Traditionally, Dextir is played in the snow (the more the better) with all 4-8 players in full snow attire.

To play, designate two end zones. One team kicks off to the other, which then has one play to score. After which, the teams switch roles and kick off from the end zones again.

There's nothing more fun than a game of Dextir to wear you out during a blizzard.

by PinkPanzer May 25, 2011

Deitirious

An euphoric feeling(Drug-high) so intense,that you turn sober & holy.

His drug habits made him come to a Deitirious decision to change his life around.

by Day2Day1nSociety January 14, 2011

Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Demtired

Demtired is a misspelling of Determined. It means determined, but tired also, and wanting to do something, (or too much) but being really tired.

When I got up in the morning, I was so demtired because of the busy day ahead of me.

by Mayflowr January 29, 2023

Mr. Dexter

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.

Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.

by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Dexter's Laboratory

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.

I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.

by PaulJoe July 4, 2011

dextard

an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.

dont worry about him, hes a dextard.

by ani-cow January 11, 2008